Displayed inside a display cabinet on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a vibrant pink outfit worn by the entertainer. His show in front of a hundred thousand attendees was considered a success.
You might not appreciate Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are poor.
The point being is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Preferences differ. There is not a single method to produce art or even five-day cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by conditions.
The weather, the time of day, the red ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the wicket.
If Test cricket is a form of art, the strip is the canvas on which the cricketers create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the great game broken apart and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
Let's be clear, this isn't a justification of the surface which yielded a victory and the another short match of the contest.
Having 10mm of grass on the surface, causing numerous dismissals falling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as inauthentic, is incorrect.
The long game is a diverse canvas, 2,615 parts and ongoing. On occasion, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a spinning track. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are all the more thrilling because of the investment devoted during quieter periods.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are embraced more freely than others.
The contention in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the best players were unable from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – reading the conditions and adjusting effectively. The two highest individual scores were made by recognized stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the supporters who have experienced a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and created an atmosphere, generating a party atmosphere in a bastion of sport.
There was belief as the attack excelled, advantage when players responded, and rapturous celebration when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has a history with pitch problems. Previously, a match there featured a pitch with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that drawn affair are polar opposites of the scale – both are not perfect, yet value can be attached to them.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these 48 hours have been treated to some real entertainment. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The team delivered for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his persona.
Emerging talents stepped up with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to ensure long-term stability, but something to use as a platform.
In the end, this MCG win joins other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd departed into a stunning sunset, the squad assembled on the turf to commence their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, men. It's well deserved.